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    I'd rather have no girlfriend than be in my early 20s and be plagued that my girlfriend can't tell if she's pregnant or not. Getting a baby in your early 20s when you aren't even married is the way to go, man!

    "Mommy, how was I born?"
    "Well you see, for a while I was confused if I actually was pregnant or not and boy it sucked"

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
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    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post
    I'd rather have no girlfriend than be in my early 20s and be plagued that my girlfriend can't tell if she's pregnant or not. Getting a baby in your early 20s when you aren't even married is the way to go, man!

    "Mommy, how was I born?"
    "Well you see, for a while I was confused if I actually was pregnant or not and boy it sucked"
    You truely are a fucking moron, just shut up.. you got nothing on me besides the fact that i may or may not of got my girlfriend pregnant, which i didn't.. but at the end of the day. Im still getting pussy while you are playing with yourself. Hows Jill treating you bitch?


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post


    You truely are a fucking moron, just shut up.. you got nothing on me besides the fact that i may or may not of got my girlfriend pregnant, which i didn't.. but at the end of the day. Im still getting pussy while you are playing with yourself. Hows Jill treating you bitch?
    Don't really know who Jill is, but most people in my life are treating me nicely, thanks!

    Yes, you are getting pussy and I am playing with myself, but I'd rather play with myself than risk becoming a daddy as a teenager. I'd rather play with myself than have my life ruined.

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inl,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post
    I'm done with this cum guzzling queer bait, im going to bed.
    Good night, I wish you sweet dreams.

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
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    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    1. Suck
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    Now gimme free condoms.
    Your frequently used password is Dick? I'm suspicious your man card is legit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    isn't the point of april fools to fool somebody?

    not make mediocre "jokes"
    This is the kind of shit that makes you a cocksucker.

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    1. Your social security number-My dick
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    4. Your most frequebtly ised password-My 4rth dick
    Now wheres my free condoms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pandafool12 View Post

    1. Your social security number-My dick
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    3. Your credit card number-My 3rd dick
    4. Your most frequebtly ised password-My 4rth dick
    Now wheres my free condoms?
    Sorry no free condoms, but there you go, a free ban.

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    Want to get giftcards, electronics, and much more ..for FREE?


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    1. Your social security number - 9001 - OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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