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    Fucking dodged a bullet

    So we were waiting for the bus outside.

    Some guy sneezes, and I look to see a string of mucus about a foot long flying in the wind, I look to see another one, which is a mass of them stuck together with some white thing in the middle

    Flew right by me.

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    Well then. We almost had you that time. next time it won't go pass you.

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    How did it taste like .. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symmetrical View Post
    How did it taste like .. ?
    I think i made it clear that I dodged it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    I think i made it clear that I dodged it
    One does not simply dodge a flying mucus ..
    It must have spread and some particles came to you ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symmetrical View Post


    One does not simply dodge a flying mucus ..
    It must have spread and some particles came to you ..
    Even if these particles came, not enough to taste?


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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    I was worrying more about not getting bombarded with mucus than taking a picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    Even if these particles came, not enough to taste?


    Meh .. /
    After sneezing .. the man didn't even say sorry ..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post
    Flew Right By Me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Symmetrical View Post


    Meh .. /
    After sneezing .. the man didn't even say sorry ..?
    no. everybody was laughing their asses off to the sight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    no. everybody was laughing their asses off to the sight
    And only you were like
    "Dafuq .. "

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