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    The real question is, why were you staring at his ass anyway?
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    And I got in trouble at school when one of my friends on the wrestling team was bugging me and I hooked him across the face, and I got in trouble, but it's how my wrestling friends and I show friendship to another, we hurt each other. And someone also stole my Hist. textbook, gotta trace him down and steal it back.
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    You really care about men's asses so much it requires you to post this in forums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    This reminds me about when i was in sixth grade and this special ed kid jumped out of the bathroom and onto my friends back. He bit the fuck out of him, i had to pry him off of my friend. He ended up going to alternative because it broke skin.
    Funny thing is you still in sixth grade

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    I use to know a retard at my school that pissed like this vvvv when I went to school (couldn't find a pic with only one guy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    This reminds me about when i was in sixth grade and this special ed kid jumped out of the bathroom and onto my friends back. He bit the fuck out of him, i had to pry him off of my friend. He ended up going to alternative because it broke skin.
    Are you sure that wasn't you?

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    There was this metal kid that did that when I was in elementary school. Wow that was like 10 years ago tho

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    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD what the fuck..

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    When I was in high school, I was just minding my own business in my urinal emptying my bladder when suddenly a football player comes in, goes right up to the urinal next to me, drops his pants, turns around, squats over it and drops a huge shit. He turns to me and says, "Damn, I was holding that in all day."

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    Happened in elementary school for me
    Good thing they guy was using the stall to piss (didn't close the door tho) so we could easily look the other way
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mc565 View Post


    Are you sure that wasn't you?
    OMG that was the funniest post i've seen -.-


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ortopedia View Post


    Funny thing is you still in seventh grade
    Fixed it for you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post
    When I was in high school, I was just minding my own business in my urinal emptying my bladder when suddenly a football player comes in, goes right up to the urinal next to me, drops his pants, turns around, squats over it and drops a huge shit. He turns to me and says, "Damn, I was holding that in all day."

    For the next week and a half, the administration would continuously check the bathrooms every 15-20 minutes.

    Good times.
    Lol. I cant resist laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    OMG that was the funniest post i've seen -.-


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    Fixed it for you.


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    Lol. I cant resist laughing.
    7th grade? So are you like 11? 12?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    7th grade? So are you like 11? 12?
    Yea I am 12.

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    Why would you go all the way to Brazil to take a dump. I think youre the retard here.

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