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    God I love Bruce Lee, some of the things he does are just down right amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post
    Oh god, hand eye coordination is soo good...This is one of the only guy that can beat Chuck Norris
    Go asians!
    Billions of people can beat Chuck Norris as he's a lurchy old has-been, who to be honest was never that skilled in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Billions of people can beat Chuck Norris as he's a lurchy old has-been, who to be honest was never that skilled in the first place.
    I though he won fighting championships before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    I though he won fighting championships before.
    Way back in the day, yes. But even at that time there were people far more skilled, such as Bruce Lee. These days, Michael Jai White is the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Billions of people can beat Chuck Norris as he's a lurchy old has-been, who to be honest was never that skilled in the first place.
    Are you kidding, do you know how many tournaments he won?
    He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, 8th Dan black belt in Taekwondo, brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
    and even started his own school Chun Kuk Do.

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    ill rock his shit easy 5 second knock out

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChinaManDoesNothing View Post
    ill rock his shit easy 5 second knock out
    All he'd have to do is glare at you and you'd be running.
    Or he can round house kick you out of the space-time continuum

    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post


    Am I the only one who's tired of all these lame ass Chuck Norris jokes?
    Well i was referring to the fact that he kills him in Way of the Dragon, i played wow for 3 years trade chat was always spammed with Chuck Norris jokes so i am quite sick of them myself.

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    Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but this isn't really Bruce Lee.
    This was a viral advertisement for a Nokia phone made a while back.


    snopes.com: Bruce Lee Ping-Pong

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    Why do you hear chuck norris jokes, but no bruce lee jokes?
    Cause Bruce lee was NO JOKE!
    Anyone..no....

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    I hope you dumbasses realize that its not a real video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    I hope you dumbasses realize that its not a real video.
    Sup there repeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post


    Sup there repeat.
    My bad, I had the thread loaded up for a minute before reading it, your post wasn't even in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    I hope you dumbasses realize that its not a real video.
    yah but he was badass nonetheless, even if this video was real it wouldn't be why i think he was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post


    My bad, I had the thread loaded up for a minute before reading it, your post wasn't even in it.
    Yah, I figured you didn't see it. Just fuckin with you.

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