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    o.o...the weirdest shit ever...

    um.. how do i explain this.. um so er... i was getting eye raped by one of my best friends this morning i was like what the fuck are you staring at and he was just staring and drooling at me like a fucking dog in heat... im glad im a fucking fast runner or i would have been raped like what the fuck ... im writing this in my room with the door locked... im fucking sleeping with both eyes open.. o.o....

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    Ok. Thanks for info

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    Hes your bestfriend though, probably a joke and you couldnt take it.

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    ok dude...









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    Quote Originally Posted by ₪Slayer₪ View Post
    Hes your bestfriend though, probably a joke and you couldnt take it.
    what do i do fuck!.. what if he wasnt joking o.o.. fuck i dont wanna get raped.

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    Best friend rape is the best you'd like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by rygaku View Post
    what do i do fuck!.. what if he wasnt joking o.o.. fuck i dont wanna get raped.
    Um I think you are mentally challenged, If he is your bestfriend wouldnt he tell you he was a rapist/atleast act like one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ₪Slayer₪ View Post


    Um I think you are mentally challenged, If he is your bestfriend wouldnt he tell you he was a rapist/atleast act like one?
    he just started acting weird lately honestly he was perfectly normal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rygaku View Post
    he just started acting weird lately honestly he was perfectly normal...
    Hm, ask him through skype or facebook or call him, ask him whats up, and is everything fine. Something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ₪Slayer₪ View Post


    Hm, ask him through skype or facebook or call him, ask him whats up, and is everything fine. Something like that.
    thanks im going to see whats up with him.... because i dont approve of best friend rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Don't know what the fuck you just said.
    everything is fine now... he was just in the closet and very horny and confused......

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    Take the best friend rape. It's best sex you'll ever have.

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