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    Well guise..it was nice knowing you.

    I'm going to join the dead BR kid in fap Valhalla.

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    ur dick will get caught in that thing or some freak accident shit like that
    for example what if ur just watching a video and she bites his dick off so that thing has to bite urs off rite?

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    get a girl, fuck that shit

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    Woah dude if you get that you have to let me know what its like. I want something good for when kirsties not around and that looks way better than my fleshlight.

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    I'll be ordering one of them.

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    Or you can use one of our many useless CS's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxedout View Post
    Or you can use one of our many useless CS's.
    Would rather not have their smelly mouths stinking up my dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    get a girl, fuck that shit
    I have a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Would rather not have their smelly mouths stinking up my dick.
    Have them brush their teeth or something. Your dick probably already smells anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxedout View Post


    Have them brush their teeth or something. Your dick probably already smells anyways
    No amount of toothpaste can cleanse their mouth from the smell of smesma (aka dickcheese).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Woah dude if you get that you have to let me know what its like. I want something good for when kirsties not around and that looks way better than my fleshlight.
    Silicon ribbed with a vibrating cockring is all you need brotha.


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    I have a girl.
    Get two. No...seven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    No amount of toothpaste can cleanse their mouth from the smell of smesma (aka dickcheese).
    that's pretty weird that you know that word just sayin

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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    What if that was sandpaper O.O

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