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    The most amazing football touchdown known to mankind

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    Faith In Humanity=Restored
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    A miasma,
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    69 Touchdown too. Some say he's still drowning in pussay till this day
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingDot
    Flame bait and instigate

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Force View Post
    69 Touchdown too. Some say he's still drowning in pussay till this day
    You just ruined the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    You just ruined the moment.
    Quick! Un-ruin it! Wipe the memory from the depths of your subconscious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Faith In Humanity=Restored
    Faith in humanity restored by 1 minute youtube video of a child running with a ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj46563 View Post
    Faith in humanity restored by 1 minute youtube video of a child running with a ball
    Well not really, only incredibly slightly. I'm still a Cynical Misanthropic Nihilist.
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    Lmao the white team they were like that one commercial where a guy accidently puts muscle relaxer in the teams gatorade I rofl'ed

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    You know thats gonna be the best moment in that kids life till he dies, nothing is going to beat that
    really awesome great share


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    That was an absolutely beautiful moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko™ View Post
    You know thats gonna be the best moment in that kids life till he dies, nothing is going to beat that
    really awesome great share
    ​Jizzing for the first time is pretty damn memorable.
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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    If I was on the other team I would lay that little kid out then stand over his body and do that shit with my hands foot ball people do.

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    ​Jizzing for the first time is pretty damn memorable.
    Yeah because I had to spend 30 mins trying to get cum out of my keyboard because I didn't know what jacking off was until I was 18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Jizzing for the first time is pretty damn memorable.
    it was stressful for me because I thought any moment my parents would just walk in.
    and my legs felt weak when I finished.

    I was 11 then

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    Quote Originally Posted by programboy3 View Post
    it was stressful for me because I thought any moment my parents would just walk in.
    and my legs felt weak when I finished.

    I was 11 then
    I didn't know what was happening. Pressure was building up and my dick felt like it would explode. I kept pumping to see what would happen, then I cried because I thought I needed the jizz in me, and thought I as bleeding or some shit.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    Synapses fray,
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