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    Quote Originally Posted by ₪Slayer₪ View Post


    He might shit while having his shower
    Reminds me of this part in a TV show that used to air here in NZ:

    This pretty much shows how our native people are like

    Stupid Maori, Samoan and Tongans
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Force View Post


    Open them leggies wide and aim it like a squirt gun
    LOL Thats some fuucked up shit

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    I know how that feels, I was sick last week..Shit for like 4 hours straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg View Post
    I know how that feels, I was sick last week..Shit for like 4 hours straight.
    I said this to my mum about 15 mins ago

    "Since my butt is so sore from the wiping, it feels like I dropped the soap in a black prison"
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post

    I said this to my mum about 15 mins ago

    "Since my butt is so sore from the wiping, it feels like I dropped the soap in a black prison"
    It just sucks

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    This is disgusting but it's extremely painful after a while and annoying when you get it. Might have been something you ate?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleurious View Post
    This is disgusting but it's extremely painful after a while and annoying when you get it. Might have been something you ate?
    Idk ay. Had the exact same food as my parents the night before and they're both fine
    Oh hai der.

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    As disgusting as this is, I laughed so much at this.

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    This happened to me once - I had the shits all night, a doctor came and gave me an injection with possible the fattest needle in the word, stuck in the right cheek of my ass and I was fine 1 day after. I was about 10-12 years old and was on vacation
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    OMG IM SO INTERESTED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BOWELS. DO TELL ME MORE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 View Post
    OMG IM SO INTERESTED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BOWELS. DO TELL ME MORE.
    Well a couple of hours ago I did my first solid poo in 12 hours. Was the size of a nugget
    Oh hai der.

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