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    Dat unpredictable bowel movement

    Spent last night with minor stomach cramps and today I woke up with more stomach aches and diarrhoea. I got up at 7:30am and it's 10:50am here and I've been on the toilet with a brown waterfall coming out of my ass about 10 times now.

    Got a sore ass from all the wiping

    At least the cramps are gone
    Oh hai der.

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    Damn, but why the fuck share it?

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    Don't forget to hydrate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    brown waterfall coming out of my ass
    God damn it Kiwi.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Guys' form of squirting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Force View Post
    Guys' form of squirting.
    ​Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ₪Slayer₪ View Post
    Damn, but why the fuck share it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    God damn it Kiwi.
    Because seeing your reactions is funny
    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    Don't forget to hydrate.
    Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from


    ---------- Post added at 11:08 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!
    Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post





    Because seeing your reactions is funny


    Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from


    ---------- Post added at 11:08 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 AM ----------



    Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash
    Shit it all out then take a nice long shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post





    Because seeing your reactions is funny


    Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from


    ---------- Post added at 11:08 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 AM ----------



    Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash
    Dirty motherfucker, but yes keep hydrated

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post


    Shit it all out then take a nice long shower.
    I would but I don't want to risk having a shower just yet
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post


    I would but I don't want to risk having a shower just yet
    He might shit while having his shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!
    Open them leggies wide and aim it like a squirt gun
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