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    Biggest Teen Scumbag?

    (I'm going to C+P most of it, but my own words/thoughts will be in parentheses)

    Meet Lavish; he's a 17-year-old teenager from San Francisco with some fairly rich parents who enable his fixation for shoes and True Religion Jeans. He also has an Instagram that he uses to show off his wealth and quite possibly troll the entire universe.




    The average ink pen costs anywhere from $2-$10 but Lavish's gold accessory fetches up to $2000. He used this photo to make that statement and to also call out Bic and Pilot because he's better than them.



    Ever wanted to create the ultimate drink at Starbucks but never had the funds to do so? Lavish can buy it for you because he states, "more bank in my Starbucks card than in your bank account". (Who needs $10k for Starbucks alone?)



    We know what you're thinking but he's no Robin Hood. Lavish isn't a charitable teenager because he solely ties stacks of bills to balloons to toy with the dirty masses. He calls them "flying away bandz". (He literally just put $4,000 and ballons and let them go..... )



    What's a kid to do with 10+ iPhones in his room? Add it to his new iMac of course. Luckily, in this photo he doesn't show off the iPhone he randomly bought just so he could break it out of boredom. (Joke's on him if he bought the same shit 10+ times)



    Nothing's wrong with having q ridic shoe collection, but Lavish is also quite fond of Louis Vuitton bags that make Drake actually look like a backpack rapper. As he points out, "Today you will go to work, and only make half the cost of this backpack". (That last part Also his Yeezy's (sneakers) run from $1,200+)


    In short, he lays around with enough money to send you and your roommate to college, help you purchase your first home and be reinvested to do the same for your kids in the near future. How's that for ya?



    You know you have guts when you can show off your favourite pieces of ice in an Instagram and tag musicians while you call them "a broke ass rapper" who is "just making ends meet". Reminder, he's only 17-years-old.



    Seriously. He may have an addiction. It almost seems like he owns enough to give an entire high school class a new cell phone and his response to the collection is that they're "all 64GB hoe".


    (All in all, if you were to look at his Instagram there are 2 kinds of comments: 1. People hoping he gets robbed and/or goes broke. 2. People wanting him to "buy them stuff"

    He's also apparently doing a 15k and a 20k Giveaway)

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    ​People like this are why I hate humanity.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    He's an ugly Indian that probably only has friends because he has money anyway, you can't fix that.

    SOUNDCLOUD



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    He has money.
    But posting it online like that?
    Hmm...
    Next kidnap victim?

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    Holy fucking fucksticles.

    This guy's a tool.
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    Why dont we post hate comments..
    MPGH vs. Lavish

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    He also refers to people as "peasants"

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    i won the last 5k giveaway

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    Saw this a couple months ago. He's probably a nice kid irl, he's just sheltered and has only ever been around money.

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    I hate people like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Saw this a couple months ago. He's probably a nice kid irl, he's just sheltered and has only ever been around money.
    ​I bet $50 that he's a douchebag irl as well.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​I bet $50 that he's a douchebag irl as well.
    I'll never know /

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Saw this a couple months ago. He's probably a nice kid irl, he's just sheltered and has only ever been around money.
    this .
    When you take dicks instead of jokes

    #Royce4PermaBan2013





    How liz feels about all of this

    Troll for a troll and a flame for a flame.
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    lol I got 100k+ in my bank account so I got him bet on that starbox shit. He seems like a dick I got a lot of money but you don't see me taking pics with 100k$ all over my self (thinking about doing it now) His life is going to suck mom and dad might cut him off and if they don't he will never have real friends or people that love him they are only going to be around him for money.

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