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    20 inch long eel that chewed through his colon...... gawd daum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    20 inch long eel that chewed through his colon...... gawd daum.
    Just reading it felt painful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post
    20 inch long eel that chewed through his colon...... gawd daum.
    I saw one where an eel-like fish swum into a guys penis. Straight up the hole, and it had to be surgically removed.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    Why would anyone do this?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    I saw one where an eel-like fish swum into a guys penis. Straight up the hole, and it had to be surgically removed.
    It can fit in the urethra?

    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Why would anyone do this?
    He was drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    He was drunk.
    Would you do it if you were drunk? I sure as fuck wouldn't.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    It can fit in the urethra?



    He was drunk.
    ​Yeah, it was a tiny little fish that swum straight up inside. Makes me cringe thinking about it.


    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Would you do it if you were drunk? I sure as fuck wouldn't.
    He was "Trying to re-enact his favorite adult movie"
    ​Hence hentai tentacle porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    He was "Trying to re-enact his favorite adult movie"
    ​Hence hentai tentacle porn.
    Only in Asialand would they pull this shit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Only in Asialand would they pull this shit.
    Go make 7k.....then I'll rape you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    I saw one where an eel-like fish swum into a guys penis. Straight up the hole, and it had to be surgically removed.
    The fish or the penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sheldon Cooper View Post


    The fish or the penis?
































    Fish. ​.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    I will get you in a freakin' mount position and rape your ass.
    Please do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggles <3 View Post
    Please do.
    ​It's not rape if you want it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​It's not rape if you want it.
    I thought wanting and liking are to different things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggles <3 View Post
    I thought wanting and liking are to different things?
    ​You want it. Not rape.
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    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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