Durex Fundawear -- Touch over the Internet (The future of foreplay?)
For those that don't understand: You/ Your partner has on this special underwear which will somehow be linked to a mobile app. And when touched (using touchscreen, obviously) will sync and will, I'm assuming, vibrate at the specific spot. Thus... foreplay from distance
You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something.
I've been saying something similar for ways to physically interact with people (not specifically sexually) since I was a little kid.
Mine was different though. You wore a suit that sensed your movements, and it conveyed them to a robot that re-animates your moves. When I got older, I even said you could fuck a bitch long distance like that. This is a step in that direction...if only I had patented all of my cool childhood ideas.