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    T'was the Night Before 420

    ‘Twas the night before 4/ 20, when all through society
    Not a pothead was stirring, no reason for anxiety;
    The kush was all ground, and rolled with such care,
    For others may come, and I must be prepared;
    The stoners asleep all comfy on the couch,
    No cause for alarm, they probably passed out;
    And Mary with her kief box, and I with some papers,
    Giggling like school children, inhaling THC vapors.
    When from not far away there arose sound of bubbles
    I stumbled from bed to see what caused the trouble,
    Away in the shed I glimpsed smoke-filled light,
    As if Cheech and Chong had been toking all night
    I put my bong down, as worry turned to dismay
    And I wondered if my glazed eyes had led me astray,
    When, what to my curious nose should arrive
    But, a scent o’ so potent, which words can’t describe,
    With a haze through the garden, so skunky and thick
    That I heard my nose, pleading, “please, don’t be a trick!”
    More fragrant than juicy fruit, its odor did proclaim,
    I had to appeal for a hit of that strain;
    “Hey toker! And, smoker! And Bill and Ted!
    And bumout! And, hippie! And stoner and pothead!
    To the beanbag in the den! To the hotbox down the hall!
    Let’s toke up! Toke up! Toke up one and all!’
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    That....was beautiful.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Okay then.
    "It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznReincarny View Post
    Amazing
    Thank you thank you
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    You wrote this poem?

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    nice poetry
    too bad poetry for fgts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiolest View Post
    You wrote this poem?
    Yup! Sure did!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowkip View Post
    nice poetry
    too bad poetry for fgts
    ​Roses are red, violets are blue, you're pretty gay, so fuck you.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Roses are red, violets are blue, you're pretty gay, so fuck you.
    That was beautiful
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Force View Post


    That was beautiful
    ​Thanks, took me weeks to write it. I actually foresaw this event transpiring, and prepared for it.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Thanks, took me weeks to write it. I actually foresaw this event transpiring, and prepared for it.
    you didn't foresee shit i did inception on u bch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Thanks, took me weeks to write it. I actually foresaw this event transpiring, and prepared for it.
    Amazing! Teach me how to spin poetry out of the universe oh great one
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Force View Post


    Amazing! Teach me how to spin poetry out of the universe oh great one
    You must write a piece of poetry about every concieveable event in your lifetime. Then once one of them happens, it will seem as if you saw the future.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    You must write a piece of poetry about every concieveable event in your lifetime. Then once one of them happens, it will seem as if you saw the future.
    Inspiring

    Anyone doing anything on 420?
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