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    best omegle chat!

    it's worth it!



    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Once upon a time... - Stranger continues
    You: niggers died
    Stranger: and then
    Stranger: i pooped on their faces
    You: but not without
    You: a condom in my ass
    Stranger: yes filled with the semen of the New York Jets
    You: but those were not normal jets
    You: those were 9/11 jets
    Stranger: That exploded inside of your asshole
    You: so that the burning sensation came back and...
    You: obama started to lick my anus
    Stranger: then a magical pegasus made me bacon
    You: but the TMNT stole that bacon
    Stranger: So I killed their rat leader
    You: but then kim jong-un came with a nuke launcher and shot the rocket
    Stranger: And Donatello was all like " Naw man not today" even though Kim Jong-Un's rocket was actually a foam pump rocket
    You: but then all hell broke lose because the magical panda's came back from the moon too take over the world
    Stranger: Then Chuck Norris came out of retirement to slay the evil panda race
    You: but Chuck Norris is a overrated ginger so he died when Zeus put a lightning bolt up his ass
    Stranger: And he screamed like a little bitch, as Bruce Lee came down and unleashed his load ontp Chuck's face.
    You: Chuck ate all the cum that Bruce shot at him. and Zeus had even more for him
    Stranger: With Zeus' electric cum, chuck was finally defeated
    You: and once again, the world was saved
    You: THE END

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    I ust to eWhore with Omegle.

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    Omegle is too mainstream.
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    Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shits.

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    I'm gimp_porn_star this is from like 2009 old yahoo chat.



    chris: hey
    chris: i was playing baseball
    gimp_porn_star: hey
    chris: i got my friends dog all horny and it had an orgasm and it cunned verywhere it was nasty
    gimp_porn_star: What
    chris: my friends dog cummed all over the place
    gimp_porn_star: What did you do jack it off? lol
    chris: no its a female dog and whenever u put ure hand on the ground it starts humping it and if u let it do it for a while shit happens
    gimp_porn_star: Okay so you let a dog hump your hand tell it's squirted on you?
    chris: alright fuck that what are u up to
    chris: no it didnt squirt on me...
    chris: thats nasty
    gimp_porn_star: o I'm saving that
    chris: saving what?

    gimp_porn_star: What you said lol that shit is funny.
    chris: lol u would...
    gimp_porn_star: I wouldn't fuck a dog
    chris: i DIDNT FUCK A DOG!
    chris: lol
    gimp_porn_star: lol
    chris: ill send u a pic tomarow trust me its funny
    gimp_porn_star: you have pics
    chris: then she gets all embarassed when we start laughing
    gimp_porn_star: The dog got embarassed?
    chris: wow dude are you serious your saving that....
    chris: you would...
    gimp_porn_star: no I'm just playing
    chris:
    chris: im no longer chris..
    chris: go ahead
    chris: yes
    gimp_porn_star: what?
    chris: yes she gets embarassed
    chris: why are we still talking about this
    gimp_porn_star: idk
    gimp_porn_star: lol
    chris: i g2g do homework
    gimp_porn_star: cya
    gimp_porn_star: and stop playing with dogs

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    Not funny, m8.
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