You guys fail at making up stories.
My most recent run in the police wasn't my fault, riding a motorized scooter around my friend's new house for shits and giggles since we found it in the shit they brought in. Someone decided that it would be funny to moon some people working on their cars so when i had my turn i got flagged down, cops called and blamed when i passed the house he did it to.
Long story short cop was extra fucking cool, didn't call our parents or anything but explained to my friend that mooning people will get you put in jail as a sexual predator and that you will become a registered sex offender and be forced to pay for sexual deviance classes that child molesters and rapists take. Oh and the same can be said for peeing in public. If you get caught peeing and the cop feels like being a real asshole that day he'll take you in for exposing yourself and you'll become a registered fucking sex offender.