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    Quote Originally Posted by Tacticious✓ View Post
    thanks for the advice guys
    No problem, glad to help a fellow paintball player.
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    Think about Call of Duty, don't rush camp a lot like a noob IRL. Go for the headshots and multi-kills and try to earn killstreaks

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    shoot their balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larity2056 View Post
    Think about Call of Duty, don't rush camp a lot like a noob IRL. Go for the headshots and multi-kills and try to earn killstreaks
    Camp too long = flanked.
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    If you're gonna use the stock standard guns then you won't be able to hit anything out of a 4m range (unless you get a lucky shot that was dead on straight). Rush and get hit, thats the whole point and it's no fun if you don't feel what it's really like. And don't be trigger happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    Camp too long = flanked.
    That' why you camp in corners

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larity2056 View Post

    That' why you camp in corners
    ​What if you get rushed from the side? You're screwed.
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    @Tacticious✓ where will you be playing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larity2056 View Post

    That' why you camp in corners
    This guy did that once, my 2 friends and I shot at his bunker while running to it, he got cornered and had to surrender. If you're gonna camp in the corner, have grenades. I use them.
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