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    Tell her how you feel. Don't be shy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by s8n. View Post
    Tell her how you feel. Don't be shy.
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    I would tell you to rape her like most posters did...but since you're looking for a relationship.. chain her in your home basement... she will grow fond of your cock every time you meet her there... till one day she will eat you alive starting with your penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
    I would tell you to rape her like most posters did...but since you're looking for a relationship.. chain her in your home basement... she will grow fond of your cock every time you meet her there... till one day she will eat you alive starting with your penis.
    I lol'd

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    First off, you don't ask advice on how to get girls on a forum filled with 14-16 year olds that havn't even touched a girl in there life yet :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
    I would tell you to rape her like most posters did...but since you're looking for a relationship.. chain her in your home basement... she will grow fond of your cock every time you meet her there... till one day she will eat you alive starting with your penis.
    Best advice ever, i do say so myself.


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    Is she constipated? Anyways go up to her and say this "I want your sugar walls" then just walk away.

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    Indeed. I told you?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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