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    Just tell her your feelings before she friendzones you thinking that you're not interested in her.
    But since you're "pretty popular at school, top school basketball player, best school breakdancer, best singer and piano", then I suggest you go for a better.
     
    She's like a 5, maybe not even.

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    Me and Marceline are married :3 Bitches be jelly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
    from friendzone to butt sex? all the way.

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    that is the way to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post
    Grab her when she is walking then slap her to make her calm the fuck down the make out with her
    Then juvie'd for sexual harassment and assault
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Then juvie'd for sexual harassment and assault
    you don't know that. she might enjoy it at the end and not press charges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
    you don't know that. she might enjoy it at the end and not press charges.
    Yea, and if she didn't, you'd lose your friend and have a record
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Yea, and if she didn't, you'd lose your friend and have a record
    do you even lift bruah? get some amnesia pills and get the job done.

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    Give her a Banana. Monkeys love Bananas.

    Just peel the banana, then replace the fruit with your dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
    do you even lift bruah? get some amnesia pills and get the job done.
    So then why not just go date rape every girl that you think is hot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Cyan_ View Post
    Nice to know from you

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    Well I am bored as fuck soo.....
    say hi to her at school talk to her make her laugth make her fell comfortable with u buy osme flower and stuff be nice with her help her when she does ask her for a date and go to the movies and when u meet her parnet make them know your safe and etc and when have sex be gentle xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    So then why not just go date rape every girl that you think is hot?
    JIZZ... MR. SERIOUS ...IT WAS A JOKE...GET IT? JOKE.

    have you been raped before? 'cuse you certainly make the impression of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SliverBullet View Post
    say hi to her at school talk to her make her laugth make her fell comfortable with u buy osme flower and stuff be nice with her help her when she does ask her for a date and go to the movies and when u meet her parnet make them know your safe and etc and when have sex be gentle xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
    JIZZ... MR. SERIOUS ...IT WAS A JOKE...GET IT? JOKE.
    have you been raped before? 'cuse you certainly make the impression of it.
    I know you were joking, and no, I haven't been raped
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    Send me nudes of her and I will tell you how to get with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    Send me nudes of her and I will tell you how to get with her in your mind
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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