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    I do poetry

    It goes like this.

    Hey girl, why did we broke up? I'm still in love with you, com'on let's just get back together.

    Hey girl, are you mad? why you be mad son? just because we have differences, doesn't mean we should break up.

    I remember your face, your eyebrow, your PS3, got dammit girl we had so much fun.

    com'on don't be such a pussy, oh wait you are a pussy, I mean you have a pussy! vagina! you got it? aah K.


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    That was so bad I don't think there's enough words in the world to tell you how bad it was.
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    nigga you're just jealous of my poet abilities

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    Hey girl, are you mad? why you be mad son? LOL
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    You didn't add in the word "Nigga" enough times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    You didn't add in the word "Nigga" enough times.
    I'm black and this Offends me.

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    THT WUZ REELY GUD NIGGA, OMG U SOOOOO GUD NIGGA!!!
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    arabs make poetries, thats why the world is going down

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    I can do that, here hold my beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Chester View Post
    I can do that, here hold my beer
    I thought that was tea or coffee you were drinking
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    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Can't tell if that was trolling or not.
    I feel the same way
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    I thought that was tea or coffee you were drinking
    I like my beer warm, and in a cup tea, something against it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Chester View Post


    I like my beer warm, and in a cup tea, something against it?
    not at all
    I constantly post OC on my tumblr: https://spaghetti-master.tumblr.com/



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