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    If you ever want to make fried rice for breakfast try this:
    Overnight white rice is usually the best, Diamond G Calrose brand rice.
    Heat up a pan at medium heat with enough butter to lubricate the surface, scoop up all your rice into the pan.
    Start mixing, and then get to cutting anywhere from a quarter to half an onion (or more), spam, leftover steak, ham, practically any leftover or canned meat would be great. Corned beef or bacon too. Some frozen mixed vegetables, (fuck lima beans), some eggs. simple stuff to include.
    Pouring some soy sauce and garlic salt too!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    If you ever want to make fried rice for breakfast try this:
    Overnight white rice is usually the best, Diamond G Calrose brand rice.
    Heat up a pan at medium heat with enough butter to lubricate the surface, scoop up all your rice into the pan.
    Start mixing, and then get to cutting anywhere from a quarter to half an onion (or more), spam, leftover steak, ham, practically any leftover or canned meat would be great. Corned beef or bacon too. Some frozen mixed vegetables, (fuck lima beans), some eggs. simple stuff to include.
    Pouring some soy sauce and garlic salt too!
    Df, you're suppose to cool the veggies and meat first before adding rice
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    i hate fried rice... and i'm chinese...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Df, you're suppose to cool the veggies and meat first before adding rice
    Leftover refrigerated meat or canned meat, just reheat in pan.
    Veggies come last, cook them towards the end so they stay crunchy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Leftover refrigerated meat or canned meat, just reheat in pan.
    Veggies come last, cook them towards the end so they stay crunchy.
    Hot oil w/ high heat to cook the veggies quick and add pre cooked meat to heat it up
    To keep the veggies crunchy, don't add too much liquid after adding the rice
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
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