Random acts of violence always work in my favor. Like in my Sophomore year of High School, there was this douche and his posse of hoes that always fucked with me. I called him out in the hallway after class, and starting chewing him out basically telling him how much of a worthless piece of shit he was, and he sucker-punches me in the gut. I fake doubling-over because the hit didn't do much damage, he leans down to rage at me some more, and I land an upper-cut right to his jaw. The bitch falls over backward and hits his skull flat on the tile floor. He keeps yelling at me telling me how I'm a bitch, but you could obviously see he was fighting back tears. Kid never fucked with me again, nor did anyone else. Was the best shit to happen the entire year.