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    We've got a new king

    Hooray, another excuse for me to get absolutely shitfaced today.
    Huge parties all over The Netherlands and shit.

    Here's a vid of him taking his oath, you prolly don't understand shit from what he's saying,
    but let's just all focus on the most important thing here.

    Our king is a ginger.


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    inb4 soul jokes.

    Well, at least you get to fucking drink yourself to death.

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    Why does it remind me of Donald Trump?
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Disturbed is your King.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Disturbed is your King.
    ​Not fat enough.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    What does one do as king?

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    That beard... ITS GONE! Hahaha only Netherland ppl know what im talking about... Hes the first king to shave his beard.
























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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    What does one do as king?
    Fuck bitches, buy everything.
     
    I smoke dix daily.
    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
    I'M #1 NIGXMAS SCAMMER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    Fuck bitches, buy everything.
    Good to be king.

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    Grats new king

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    He's going to make a lot of mistakes. That's what he said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paralyze View Post
    He's going to make a lot of mistakes. That's what he said.
    Really?
    I didn't hear him saying that.
    But his wife is a milf.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Polyxena View Post
    Really?
    I didn't hear him saying that.
    But his wife is a milf.
    He didn't say that in that video. He said that in an interview if I'm right. His wife is an Argentina.
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