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    My name is Josh Carr and I'm from Boston. I work as a janitor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. it's a good job pays well. Even tho I'm a janitor I'm really good at math. Some times there will be a really hard math problem on the chalkboard and I just do it because it's easy for me. I have three friends I spend my free time with. Chuckie Sullivan, Billy McBride, and Morgan O'Mally. Good friends we go out to bars and stuff all the time. I assaulted a man at a bar that bullied me as a child. So to keep from going to jail I agred to study mathematics under Lambeau's supervision and to see a therapist. That's about it for now will post more latter about my life.

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    That's fantastic Josh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    My name is Josh Carr and I'm from Boston. I work as a janitor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. it's a good job pays well. Even tho I'm a janitor I'm really good at math. Some times there will be a really hard math problem on the chalkboard and I just do it because it's easy for me. I have three friends I spend my free time with. Chuckie Sullivan, Billy McBride, and Morgan O'Mally. Good friends we go out to bars and stuff all the time. I assaulted a man at a bar that bullied me as a child. So to keep from going to jail I agred to study mathematics under Lambeau's supervision and to see a therapist. That's about it for now will post more latter about my life.
    O.o are you the same guy who sent letter bombs to different people then forced the Washington Post to publish your story, and if they didn't you would kill another person every hour if they didn't comply.

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    I wanna know why it's always the janitors that are the best at math?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiolest View Post
    I wanna know why it's always the janitors that are the best at math?
    Don't know

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    That's lovely, you should make a movie about your life.

    Good Josh Cunting.


    Would pay.

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    good story i like math too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    That's lovely, you should make a movie about your life.

    Good Josh Cunting.


    Would pay.
    Yeah was thinking about something like that would make a good movie. Guess no one has seen good will hunting.

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    Now teach me algebra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    Even tho I'm a janitor I'm really good at math.
    Reminds me of an episode from House
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Go become a math professor.
    "It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".

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    I always sucked at algebra. I also sucked at Geometry and Trigonometry.
    gg.

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    Interesting .
    But you can't beat me @ math.

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    Cool story bro.









    It actually applies here.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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