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    Come back to mpgh after long time with this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post
    Come back to mpgh after long time with this?
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    don't really want to talk about it with my irl friends, would rather consult mpgh

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Lame View Post
    You didn't say how does she feel about this hole thing and her thoughts.


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    i did, but there were times when one was not around and she wanted me to just fuck her, i pulled out but wasnt carefull enough i guess
    ahd that's where you slipt.

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    Hue, had the same problem a few months ago, but she wasn't pregnant just really late



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Hue, had the same problem a few months ago, but she wasn't pregnant just really late
    Did she have frequent headaches and throw up in the morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Hue, had the same problem a few months ago, but she wasn't pregnant just really late
    Sure, you obviously took my advice back then, and got the job done
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    Maybe you will get lucky like me and she just had a very late period. I was with a girl once that sometimes got one ever other month or ever three months. But then again I think years of smoking and drinking have killed anything in my nuts because I never pull out and I have not had anyone tell me I have a kid on the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post

    Did she have frequent headaches and throw up in the morning?
    Dunno, but she had sore nipples /



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