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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post


    i did, but there were times when one was not around and she wanted me to just fuck her, i pulled out but wasnt carefull enough i guess
    Your dick cleanses itself during sex and yeah... thats probably why.

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    Step1. Sign him up to MPGH
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    Not sure if serious. Anyways, congratulations!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    So she told me she's missed her period for 3 weeks, her stomach gets upset easily and she gets frequent headaches, she's taking the test in 2 days to find out for sure, but I'm 80% sure she is. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckmylife
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    Maybe you will get lucky like me and she just had a very late period. I was with a girl once that sometimes got one ever other month or ever three months. But then again I think years of smoking and drinking have killed anything in my nuts because I never pull out and I have not had anyone tell me I have a kid on the way.
    Smoking can cause infertility
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Smoking can cause infertility
    i smoke a ton and it seems like i dont have that problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    So she told me she's missed her period for 3 weeks, her stomach gets upset easily and she gets frequent headaches, she's taking the test in 2 days to find out for sure, but I'm 80% sure she is. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckmylife
    She MIGHT be pregnant, but I've been through that situation countless times. Sometimes it just comes a couple weeks late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    i smoke a ton and it seems like i dont have that problem
    Op'ed sperm is op'ed
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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