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    i hope she's not pregnant, if she is ima be sad

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    sell to me the baby

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    Looks like we're going to have an InsomniJr on our hands.

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    Why don't you just abort it?

    Dude, shes only 3 weeks pregnant it would been others if she was 4 months already lol.

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    Sell to cannibalistic people if you really want to get rid of it.
    Just hope she aint prego. Good Luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SatanisX View Post
    Sell to cannibalistic people if you really want to get rid of it.
    Just hope she aint prego. Good Luck.
    ​I'm buying.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​I'm buying.
    Your name goes perfect with this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extreme_XB View Post


    Your name goes perfect with this thread.
    ​You bet it does.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    SHOULD'VE USED LIKE ALL THE PROTECTIONS LIFE HAS TO OFFER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by :Pure Nig: View Post
    SHOULD'VE USED LIKE ALL THE PROTECTIONS LIFE HAS TO OFFER.
    ​Masturbating alone in a corner is pretty safe I'd say.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Masturbating alone in a corner is pretty safe I'd say.

    i masturbate naked while base jumping off the empire state building and i try to get my semen on top of people
    The One and Only...

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    these threads never get old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowkip View Post

    i masturbate naked while base jumping off the empire state building and i try to get my semen on top of people
    ​You should really re-think that, it'd be like pissing into the wind.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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