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    So my girl is probably pregnant

    So she told me she's missed her period for 3 weeks, her stomach gets upset easily and she gets frequent headaches, she's taking the test in 2 days to find out for sure, but I'm 80% sure she is. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckmylife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
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    i did, but there were times when one was not around and she wanted me to just fuck her, i pulled out but wasnt carefull enough i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    So she told me she's missed her period for 3 weeks, her stomach gets upset easily and she gets frequent headaches, she's taking the test in 2 days to find out for sure, but I'm 80% sure she is. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckmylife
    Congratulations! Okay, but it can't be that bad can it now? Do you at least have a job? If not, fuck your life. LOL

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