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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    rofl, well i guess. But even for a smoker, its like here, to make death come quicker. lol
    that made me lol

    but ciggs?
    cmon now. thats the best shit evar!
    MindTek Exists As A Harm Reduction Nigga And Does Not Condemn Or Condone.

    Rap & Hip Hop section.

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    give her a fucking pack condoms. and you're done.
    When you give it to her be like, '' if you want we can test them ? ''

    Quote Originally Posted by Micheltjuh View Post
    I know, one side for her, one for him
    Wth, ,aybe it's just me.. ISNT THAT FUCKING PAINFUL.

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    I thought that Catholics couldn't have sex till marriage o-o

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    Quote Originally Posted by supernova2131 View Post
    I thought that Catholics couldn't have sex till marriage o-o
    uhmm... you know.. *ugh* it realy...

    JUST GO WATCH PORN AND DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, OR YOU WIL END LIKE THAT B!TCH WHO GOT BURNED ALIVE BECOUSE SE SAD THAT IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THERE ARE MORE PLANETS LIKE OUR !

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    [QUOTE=c4vendetta;812852]give her a fucking pack condoms. and you're done.
    When you give it to her be like, '' if you want we can test them ? ''

    /QUOTE]



    AHHH...
    thats good too..
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!
    here i got you a present
    (its all wrape up nice and stuff)
    *hands her the box*
    (takes her 20 min to open it, just to find a pack of condoms?)
    THAT LOOK ON HER FACEEE
    "HEY BABY WE WILL USE THEM WELL, OYES WE WILL"
    WHAT YOU SAY BABY? YOUR FEELINGS?
    WHAT
    WHATTTT
    *STICK IT IN THE POOPER*

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    A thong?
    I am the God.

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    G-string?
    huh?

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    Yep thong sounds good..

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    [quote=Gourav2122;813000]
    Quote Originally Posted by c4vendetta View Post
    give her a fucking pack condoms. and you're done.
    When you give it to her be like, '' if you want we can test them ? ''

    /QUOTE]



    AHHH...
    thats good too..
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!
    here i got you a present
    (its all wrape up nice and stuff)
    *hands her the box*
    (takes her 20 min to open it, just to find a pack of condoms?)
    THAT LOOK ON HER FACEEE
    "HEY BABY WE WILL USE THEM WELL, OYES WE WILL"
    WHAT YOU SAY BABY? YOUR FEELINGS?
    WHAT
    WHATTTT
    *STICK IT IN THE POOPER*

    Yeahh.. sure, if you wanna do that. DO IT BRO

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    ged er a spays shutell!

    so she can fly up up n awayyyy

    den she b up in da moon fo her birday

    den she go hab sexy wid a elian

    my garlfren did dat to me

    it was awsummm

    i foun oud dat day dat elian cumm s greeen. n dey gots de long cocs n dey puddem up de pooper n yu bleyd


    (idk, i jus said that cuz i figured that youve already given her a present..)

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    Quote Originally Posted by aswhooper View Post
    ged er a spays shutell!

    so she can fly up up n awayyyy

    den she b up in da moon fo her birday

    den she go hab sexy wid a elian

    my garlfren did dat to me

    it was awsummm

    i foun oud dat day dat elian cumm s greeen. n dey gots de long cocs n dey puddem up de pooper n yu bleyd


    (idk, i jus said that cuz i figured that youve already given her a present..)
    GRAMMAR .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    rofl, well i guess. But even for a smoker, its like here, to make death come quicker. lol
    If a fucking cigarette is what kills me, after all the shit I've gone through, and will go through I'll consider myself lucky!

    END THE FED

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    COCK IN A BOX

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    "O hai, i brought u a pizza"

    surprisee
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    Quote Originally Posted by aswhooper View Post
    ged er a spays shutell!

    so she can fly up up n awayyyy

    den she b up in da moon fo her birday

    den she go hab sexy wid a elian

    my garlfren did dat to me

    it was awsummm

    i foun oud dat day dat elian cumm s greeen. n dey gots de long cocs n dey puddem up de pooper n yu bleyd


    (idk, i jus said that cuz i figured that youve already given her a present..)
    meng dat cud b a gud id, if i jst knew wut u just rote

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