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    18th bday present

    What is the best present for a hot girl who turned 18 this week, I am getting her a pack of smokes, I hope it's good enough, she wanted a stewie dog tag and it costs like 20$ soz I was like fuck that,
    what do I do mpgh

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    -.- yes bc nothing will impress us more than cancer sticks.. and she wants a dog tag? get her a leash, and say "its about the same" then laugh it off, but idk get her a card or something with it.


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    rofl, well i guess. But even for a smoker, its like here, to make death come quicker. lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    rofl, well i guess. But even for a smoker, its like here, to make death come quicker. lol
    Don't most MARRIED men wish for that?

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    well thanks >> i hope my fiance doesnt..


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    give her a double dildo
    it seriously works







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    That was random and uncalled for Sjla

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjla View Post
    give her a double dildo
    it seriously works
    So you can stuff it in your ass too

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    Get her a prostitute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micheltjuh View Post
    So you can stuff it in your ass too
    i actually ment a double action







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