Page 4 of 10 FirstFirst ... 23456 ... LastLast
Results 46 to 60 of 142
  1. #46
    People aren't against you;
    They are for themselves

    Former Staff
    Premium Member
    Kevin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    12,202
    Reputation
    1565
    Thanks
    1,729
    My Mood
    Tired
    Quote Originally Posted by bibi View Post
    ITT last thing happend was this.

    >be 12-13
    >on school
    >nigger friend says he has a bigger dick than mine
    >i said idk
    >go to the bathroom
    >we get hard and see each others dicks
    >its the same size
    >we never speak of it again
    Plot twist, you gave each other hand jobs to get it hard, then sucked it to make it go down.
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
    He's the hero MPGH deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    MPGH Minion+ 2/2/2016 - 8/9/2016
    CockSucker 7/24/2015 - 7/25/2015
    Other Semi-popular FPS Hacks Minion 12/27/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Combat Arms Minion 11/4/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Maplestory Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    League of Legends Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    Other FPS Hacks Minion 5/31/15 - 8/9/2016
    Minecraft Marketplace Minion 6/18/15 - 9/15/2015
    Combat Arms Marketplace Minion 4/05/15 - 6/2/15
    Marketplace Minion 8/1/14 - 6/2/15
    MPGH Minion 8/1/14 - 2/2/2016

    Official Middle Man 12/12/13 - 6/2/15
    Member 11/15/09 - Current

  2. #47
    HalfBajan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    5,792
    Reputation
    961
    Thanks
    1,104
    >be @Joshcarr2006
    >walking down street at 3pm
    >find homeless dog
    >take him to target
    >goto change rooms
    >let the dog lick my balls
    >ejaculate on mirror and write my name
    >take shit in corner of changing rooms
    >open door and let dog run
    >go home
    >inject 10 marijuanas
    >repeat

    The daily life of @Joshcarr2006

    SOUNDCLOUD



  3. #48
    Joshcarr2006's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    ☠☆★☆★☆☠
    Posts
    11,015
    Reputation
    880
    Thanks
    2,627
    My Mood
    Lurking
    >Be @Marceline
    >Met fat girl
    >fat girl is in to me
    >Take fat girl home
    >talk and watch movie
    >start making out
    >fat girl tells me she is horny
    >ask fat girl if she wants to have sex
    >fat girl says yes gets naked
    >tell her to get in doggy
    >fat girl gets in doggy
    >I sit there for ten mins scratching my head
    >can't find pussy
    >give up and just put my dick in something
    >think I'm fucking a fat row
    >it feels wet
    >might be because of sweat
    >cum in fat girls fat sweaty row
    >Ask fat girl to leave
    >tried not to cry......much

  4. The Following User Says Thank You to Joshcarr2006 For This Useful Post:

    HalfBajan (05-06-2013)

  5. #49
    People aren't against you;
    They are for themselves

    Former Staff
    Premium Member
    Kevin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    12,202
    Reputation
    1565
    Thanks
    1,729
    My Mood
    Tired
    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    >Be @Marceline
    >Met fat girl
    >fat girl is in to me
    >Take fat girl home
    >talk and watch movie
    >start making out
    >fat girl tells me she is horny
    >ask fat girl if she wants to have sex
    >fat girl says yes gets naked
    >tell her to get in doggy
    >fat girl gets in doggy
    >I sit there for ten mins scratching my head
    >can't find pussy
    >give up and just put my dick in something
    >think I'm fucking a fat row
    >it feels wet
    >might be because of sweat
    >cum in fat girls fat sweaty row
    >Ask fat girl to leave
    >tried not to cry......much
    Plot twist you fucked the belly button.
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
    He's the hero MPGH deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    MPGH Minion+ 2/2/2016 - 8/9/2016
    CockSucker 7/24/2015 - 7/25/2015
    Other Semi-popular FPS Hacks Minion 12/27/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Combat Arms Minion 11/4/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Maplestory Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    League of Legends Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    Other FPS Hacks Minion 5/31/15 - 8/9/2016
    Minecraft Marketplace Minion 6/18/15 - 9/15/2015
    Combat Arms Marketplace Minion 4/05/15 - 6/2/15
    Marketplace Minion 8/1/14 - 6/2/15
    MPGH Minion 8/1/14 - 2/2/2016

    Official Middle Man 12/12/13 - 6/2/15
    Member 11/15/09 - Current

  6. #50
    HalfBajan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    5,792
    Reputation
    961
    Thanks
    1,104
    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    >Be @Marceline
    >Met fat girl
    >fat girl is in to me
    >Take fat girl home
    >talk and watch movie
    >start making out
    >fat girl tells me she is horny
    >ask fat girl if she wants to have sex
    >fat girl says yes gets naked
    >tell her to get in doggy
    >fat girl gets in doggy
    >I sit there for ten mins scratching my head
    >can't find pussy
    >give up and just put my dick in something
    >think I'm fucking a fat row
    >it feels wet
    >might be because of sweat
    >cum in fat girls fat sweaty row
    >Ask fat girl to leave
    >tried not to cry......much
    Oh dayuuuuum
    Brb, looking for horny girls online near me

    SOUNDCLOUD



  7. #51
    Spaghetti Master's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    In a gangsta's paradise
    Posts
    2,892
    Reputation
    296
    Thanks
    1,742
    My Mood
    Happy
    This doesn't really follow the story format but my darkest secret is that I love to act like a moron. I have successfully made almost everyone I know to think I am a complete moron, when really I am smarter than them .
    Why? For fun.
    My second darkest secret is the fact that I am a pedophile (even though I am younger than the age to legally be a pedophile.)
    I constantly post OC on my tumblr: https://spaghetti-master.tumblr.com/



    Info
    About me: I am the best there is.
    Add me on Skype if you are into autistic humor.

    Previous name: Hax3rman

    Links
    MPGH for dummies
    The rules of conduct.
    A playlist of awesome shit I find on youtube.



    My current favorite song




  8. #52
    People aren't against you;
    They are for themselves

    Former Staff
    Premium Member
    Kevin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    12,202
    Reputation
    1565
    Thanks
    1,729
    My Mood
    Tired
    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    This doesn't really follow the story format but my darkest secret is that I love to act like a moron. I have successfully made almost everyone I know to think I am a complete moron, when really I am smarter than them .
    Why? For fun.
    My second darkest secret is the fact that I am a pedophile (even though I am younger than the age to legally be a pedophile.)
    B-B-B-But..you are a moron
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
    He's the hero MPGH deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    MPGH Minion+ 2/2/2016 - 8/9/2016
    CockSucker 7/24/2015 - 7/25/2015
    Other Semi-popular FPS Hacks Minion 12/27/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Combat Arms Minion 11/4/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Maplestory Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    League of Legends Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    Other FPS Hacks Minion 5/31/15 - 8/9/2016
    Minecraft Marketplace Minion 6/18/15 - 9/15/2015
    Combat Arms Marketplace Minion 4/05/15 - 6/2/15
    Marketplace Minion 8/1/14 - 6/2/15
    MPGH Minion 8/1/14 - 2/2/2016

    Official Middle Man 12/12/13 - 6/2/15
    Member 11/15/09 - Current

  9. #53
    Spaghetti Master's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    In a gangsta's paradise
    Posts
    2,892
    Reputation
    296
    Thanks
    1,742
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    B-B-B-But..you are a moron
    Because you know me personally right?
    I constantly post OC on my tumblr: https://spaghetti-master.tumblr.com/



    Info
    About me: I am the best there is.
    Add me on Skype if you are into autistic humor.

    Previous name: Hax3rman

    Links
    MPGH for dummies
    The rules of conduct.
    A playlist of awesome shit I find on youtube.



    My current favorite song




  10. #54
    People aren't against you;
    They are for themselves

    Former Staff
    Premium Member
    Kevin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    12,202
    Reputation
    1565
    Thanks
    1,729
    My Mood
    Tired
    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    Because you know me personally right?
    Yep, i sit behind you in class
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
    He's the hero MPGH deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    MPGH Minion+ 2/2/2016 - 8/9/2016
    CockSucker 7/24/2015 - 7/25/2015
    Other Semi-popular FPS Hacks Minion 12/27/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Combat Arms Minion 11/4/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Maplestory Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    League of Legends Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    Other FPS Hacks Minion 5/31/15 - 8/9/2016
    Minecraft Marketplace Minion 6/18/15 - 9/15/2015
    Combat Arms Marketplace Minion 4/05/15 - 6/2/15
    Marketplace Minion 8/1/14 - 6/2/15
    MPGH Minion 8/1/14 - 2/2/2016

    Official Middle Man 12/12/13 - 6/2/15
    Member 11/15/09 - Current

  11. #55
    Spaghetti Master's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    In a gangsta's paradise
    Posts
    2,892
    Reputation
    296
    Thanks
    1,742
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    Yep, i sit behind you in class
    That feel when I sit against the wall in all my classes except Guitar.
    Wait a second....there is some ass hole who sits behind me in guitar who constantly kicks my seat :l
    I constantly post OC on my tumblr: https://spaghetti-master.tumblr.com/



    Info
    About me: I am the best there is.
    Add me on Skype if you are into autistic humor.

    Previous name: Hax3rman

    Links
    MPGH for dummies
    The rules of conduct.
    A playlist of awesome shit I find on youtube.



    My current favorite song




  12. #56
    People aren't against you;
    They are for themselves

    Former Staff
    Premium Member
    Kevin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    12,202
    Reputation
    1565
    Thanks
    1,729
    My Mood
    Tired
    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    That feel when I sit against the wall in all my classes except Guitar.
    Wait a second....there is some ass hole who sits behind me in guitar who constantly kick my seat :l
    Dayum right niqqa
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
    He's the hero MPGH deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    MPGH Minion+ 2/2/2016 - 8/9/2016
    CockSucker 7/24/2015 - 7/25/2015
    Other Semi-popular FPS Hacks Minion 12/27/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Combat Arms Minion 11/4/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Maplestory Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    League of Legends Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    Other FPS Hacks Minion 5/31/15 - 8/9/2016
    Minecraft Marketplace Minion 6/18/15 - 9/15/2015
    Combat Arms Marketplace Minion 4/05/15 - 6/2/15
    Marketplace Minion 8/1/14 - 6/2/15
    MPGH Minion 8/1/14 - 2/2/2016

    Official Middle Man 12/12/13 - 6/2/15
    Member 11/15/09 - Current

  13. #57
    Spaghetti Master's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    In a gangsta's paradise
    Posts
    2,892
    Reputation
    296
    Thanks
    1,742
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    Dayum right niqqa
    Fuck you man.
    You are seriously an asshole, I am tired of dealing with your shit fat ass.
    I constantly post OC on my tumblr: https://spaghetti-master.tumblr.com/



    Info
    About me: I am the best there is.
    Add me on Skype if you are into autistic humor.

    Previous name: Hax3rman

    Links
    MPGH for dummies
    The rules of conduct.
    A playlist of awesome shit I find on youtube.



    My current favorite song




  14. #58
    People aren't against you;
    They are for themselves

    Former Staff
    Premium Member
    Kevin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    12,202
    Reputation
    1565
    Thanks
    1,729
    My Mood
    Tired
    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    Fuck you man.
    You are seriously an asshole, I am tired of dealing with your shit fat ass.
    Its cause you a moron
    Quote Originally Posted by LunaScratch View Post
    He's the hero MPGH deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    MPGH Minion+ 2/2/2016 - 8/9/2016
    CockSucker 7/24/2015 - 7/25/2015
    Other Semi-popular FPS Hacks Minion 12/27/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Combat Arms Minion 11/4/2015 - 8/9/2016
    Maplestory Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    League of Legends Minion 6/1/15 - 8/9/2016
    Other FPS Hacks Minion 5/31/15 - 8/9/2016
    Minecraft Marketplace Minion 6/18/15 - 9/15/2015
    Combat Arms Marketplace Minion 4/05/15 - 6/2/15
    Marketplace Minion 8/1/14 - 6/2/15
    MPGH Minion 8/1/14 - 2/2/2016

    Official Middle Man 12/12/13 - 6/2/15
    Member 11/15/09 - Current

  15. #59
    Spaghetti Master's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    In a gangsta's paradise
    Posts
    2,892
    Reputation
    296
    Thanks
    1,742
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    Its cause you a moron
    I spent all of friday actually working on that song and you didn't do shit.
    You fucking sat there messing around with your dick.
    I constantly post OC on my tumblr: https://spaghetti-master.tumblr.com/



    Info
    About me: I am the best there is.
    Add me on Skype if you are into autistic humor.

    Previous name: Hax3rman

    Links
    MPGH for dummies
    The rules of conduct.
    A playlist of awesome shit I find on youtube.



    My current favorite song




  16. #60
    Extreme_XB's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Akatsuki
    Posts
    1,463
    Reputation
    74
    Thanks
    180
    My Mood
    Dead
    Dafuq Is this?

Page 4 of 10 FirstFirst ... 23456 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
    By XxDarkAngelzXx in forum General
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 01-19-2011, 10:29 AM
  2. Post your deepest darkest secrets O_O
    By Dave84311 in forum General
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 11-06-2007, 11:00 AM
  3. Add to your signature :P
    By arunforce in forum General
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 09-20-2007, 07:16 PM
  4. Your favorite SCI-FI?
    By Dave84311 in forum SCI-FI
    Replies: 36
    Last Post: 01-09-2006, 11:12 PM
  5. [Tutorial] Change your IP to unban yourself
    By Super-Man in forum Game Hacking Tutorials
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 01-08-2006, 02:35 PM