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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    My second darkest secret is the fact that I am a pedophile (even though I am younger than the age to legally be a pedophile.)
    Too much sexual references in your anime
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    >16 years old
    >Uncle's house
    >Just me and my cousin home
    >His 17yo girlfriend comes over
    >Cousin runs to the store
    >Sitting at the table
    >His girlfriend randomly licks the back of my neck
    >End up fingering her while my cousin is away
    >Never got caught



    i woulda fucked her XD
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    That's not gay at all.
    anyways
    >be eleven or twelve
    >summer time
    >meet random girl iv'e never seen before
    >start hanging out
    >go to her place
    > start playing various games n shit
    >ask if i want to play mommy daddy
    >"sure why not"
    >she pretends to cook me dinner ect
    >says it's getting late we should go to bed
    >lay down in her bed beside her, start reading a comic book
    >suddenly feel her moving around alot
    >next second she's on top of me
    >omfgwhat.jpg
    >starts to kiss my neck and rides me, clothes still on though
    >freak out, throw her off me and gtfo
    >that feel when i got raped
    true story

    Last edited by Ghost; 05-07-2013 at 02:01 AM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
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    >gets turned down by old ladys
    >time to change life
    >starts doing MMA
    >gets fit
    >uses MMA skills to rape girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    That's not gay at all.
    anyways
    >be eleven or twelve
    >summer time
    >meet random girl iv'e never seen before
    >start hanging out
    >go to her place
    > start playing various games n shit
    >ask if i want to play mommy daddy
    >"sure why not"
    >she pretends to cook me dinner ect
    >says it's getting late we should go to bed
    >lay down in her bed beside her, start reading a comic book
    >suddenly feel her moving around alot
    >next second she's on top of me
    >omfgwhat.jpg
    >starts to kiss my neck and rides me, clothes still on though
    >freak out, throw her off me and gtfo
    >that feel when i got raped
    true story

    probs saw this coming XD i woulda fucked her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    16 = old ladies?
    What the fuck did I tell you about rape boy!

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    What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

    I'll bite

    >Be 9 year old me
    >Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
    >Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
    >fuckthat.jpg
    >I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
    >Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
    >Spend entire morning on toilet
    >No more pains thank god
    >Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
    >Fucking delicious, but something is missing
    >I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
    >Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
    >A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
    >He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
    >Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
    >mfw he's driving the wrong direction




    >I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
    >5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
    >My sides are now sprawling on the floor
    >I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
    >I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
    >Let out a huge fart
    >Fart is followed by liquid shit
    >My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
    >A few seconds pass, cuz looks like he's about to cry
    >Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
    >Dad heard the scream
    >He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
    >I stand there without underwear, shocked
    >Dad pukes
    >Cousin is crying
    >I begin to cry

    Grounded for 2 weeks.

    Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.
    Last edited by Doc; 05-07-2013 at 04:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

    I'll bite

    >Be 9 year old me
    >Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
    >Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
    >fuckthat.jpg
    >I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
    >Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
    >Spend entire morning on toilet
    >No more pains thank god
    >Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
    >Fucking delicious, but something is missing
    >I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
    >Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
    >A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
    >He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
    >Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
    >mfw he's driving the wrong direction




    >I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
    >5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
    >My sides are now sprawling on the floor
    >I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
    >I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
    >Let out a huge fart
    >Fart is followed by liquid shit
    >My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
    >A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
    >Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
    >Dad heard the scream
    >He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
    >I stand there without underwear, shocked
    >Dad pukes
    >Cousin is crying
    >I begin to cry

    Grounded for 2 weeks.

    Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.
    That was a fucking cool story bro, I laughed so hard till my eye water drops.

    liquid shit AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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    Too much sexual references in your anime
    No, it started before I started anime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    No, it started before I started anime.
    So enforcer?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GriffoSwag View Post
    probs saw this coming XD i woulda fucked her
    she was a 4/10 not worth it
    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

    I'll bite

    >Be 9 year old me
    >Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
    >Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
    >fuckthat.jpg
    >I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
    >Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
    >Spend entire morning on toilet
    >No more pains thank god
    >Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
    >Fucking delicious, but something is missing
    >I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
    >Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
    >A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
    >He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
    >Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
    >mfw he's driving the wrong direction




    >I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
    >5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
    >My sides are now sprawling on the floor
    >I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
    >I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
    >Let out a huge fart
    >Fart is followed by liquid shit
    >My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
    >A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
    >Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
    >Dad heard the scream
    >He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
    >I stand there without underwear, shocked
    >Dad pukes
    >Cousin is crying
    >I begin to cry

    Grounded for 2 weeks.

    Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.

    i lol'd
    Last edited by Ghost; 05-07-2013 at 08:54 AM.



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