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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    That's what happens when you stay away from MPGH for 8 years then come back.
    I'm from 1989.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bibi View Post


    I'm from 1989.
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    Make sure to check with me first on the website before adding me on skype

    Make sure to use an OMM for all your trades for a safer trade
    Need an OMM? Just want to talk? VM/PM

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    I look like an emo bitch.
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    Lol, man, I see why i cant get staff, cause people still hate me for no reason like you, Always rude to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post


    I hope your spike in activity permanent, I've missed you.
    just checking in daily, make some narcissistic comment where I feel is necessary.
    Don't have a lot going on in my life atm

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    So enforcer?
    What do you mean?
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    weird pictures in my mind...thanks.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

    I'll bite

    >Be 9 year old me
    >Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
    >Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
    >fuckthat.jpg
    >I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
    >Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
    >Spend entire morning on toilet
    >No more pains thank god
    >Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
    >Fucking delicious, but something is missing
    >I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
    >Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
    >A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
    >He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
    >Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
    >mfw he's driving the wrong direction




    >I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
    >5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
    >My sides are now sprawling on the floor
    >I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
    >I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
    >Let out a huge fart
    >Fart is followed by liquid shit
    >My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
    >A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
    >Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
    >Dad heard the scream
    >He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
    >I stand there without underwear, shocked
    >Dad pukes
    >Cousin is crying
    >I begin to cry

    Grounded for 2 weeks.

    Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.
    good job at destroying your cuz childhood.

    When I was a little kid(about 6-10yo) my older brothers farted on my face all the time... till the day I grabbed a kitchen knife and warned them only once. They knew what was in my mind when I explained them about minor age and laws.

    for some strange reason mario kart among other nintendo64 games were my childhood.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jlowbob View Post
    I haven't had a real-life friend in almost 4 years.

    I always have fantasies of killing someone.

    I cannot masturbate to porn unless the girl looks uncomfortable
    I suspect you are gonna have a pedophile's life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    What do you mean?
    Kiddie anime makes you more pedo?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Ok, gayhomofag. who has ever done this! youre obviously gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Kiddie anime makes you more pedo?
    No, I don't watch kiddie anime (other than mitsudomoe, and it isn't sexual.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    No, I don't watch kiddie anime (other than mitsudomoe, and it isn't sexual.)
    What about the thing in your sig?
    And whats mitsudomoe

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    What about the thing in your sig?
    And whats mitsudomoe
    Yeah i already talked with him about that. he never speaked to me again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

    I'll bite

    >Be 9 year old me
    >Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
    >Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
    >fuckthat.jpg
    >I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
    >Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
    >Spend entire morning on toilet
    >No more pains thank god
    >Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
    >Fucking delicious, but something is missing
    >I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
    >Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
    >A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
    >He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
    >Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
    >mfw he's driving the wrong direction




    >I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
    >5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
    >My sides are now sprawling on the floor
    >I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
    >I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
    >Let out a huge fart
    >Fart is followed by liquid shit
    >My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
    >A few seconds pass, cuz looks like he's about to cry
    >Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
    >Dad heard the scream
    >He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
    >I stand there without underwear, shocked
    >Dad pukes
    >Cousin is crying
    >I begin to cry

    Grounded for 2 weeks.

    Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.
    ​God damn.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    What about the thing in your sig?
    And whats mitsudomoe
    ._. You got me on the first question lol, that picture is actually for personal lulz though
    For the second question Mitsudomoe is an anime about elementary school sisters called the Marui sisters. It goes throughout their school life, and it is a comedy anime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    ._. You got me on the first question lol, that picture is actually for personal lulz though
    then again I must be the creeper

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