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    I've got a new job

    As a lifeguard.
    Best. Job. Ever.

    Looking at hot girls all day, tell people what to do, it's amazing.
    It's like being a gmod in real life, except for the girls part.

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    i would feel like a pedo if i got a job as a life guard, only people that go to our pool is like 12 year old girls and middle schoolers.


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    nahh it's not just 12 year olds so it's cool.

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    Sounds like a great job.
    Only thing is the weather in the UK sucks.
    Well actually it's been really really nice at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTerroriser1 View Post
    Sounds like a great job.
    Only thing is the weather in the UK sucks.
    Well actually it's been really really nice at the moment.
    It's a big swimming pool, has inside and outside.
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    Good Luck with your new Job Bro!

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    cool job how much u get paid?
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    Don't worry, I'll come to where you work dress in women bikini's while having tissues on my breast. and put on about 3 pounds on makeup. Then you'll want this D.

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    Congratulations! The job sounds amazing!
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    I might do it over the summer since I know cpr and I'm a good swimmer ( what a black guy can swim)...

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    Trololol, they may not all be 12, but those are who you pay attention too


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