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    Post the special powers of your race.?

    I am black

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    I am black

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    >Supreme air intake
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    just copied and paste yours

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    >extremely polite
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howboutdat View Post
    I am asian

    > FCKIN SMART
    > I got fckin Jackie Chan, and Bruce Lee, and Jet Li on my fckin side
    > Creative

    I could go on and on and on and on..
    >Superior ugly
    >Sharp eyes
    >Dick under average, even under that
    >Girls like european n nigger cocks more
    >Naturally short
    >IQ is a joke, nowadays most people use praxis rather than just study maths and other bullshit

    asians m8.
     
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    I have a big dick.
    Run fast.
    Put on muscle easily.
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    Tolerant to sunlight.
    Freeze easily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    >Superior ugly
    >Sharp eyes
    >Dick under average, even under that
    >Girls like european n nigger cocks more
    >Naturally short
    >IQ is a joke, nowadays most people use praxis rather than just study maths and other bullshit

    asians m8.
    Actually I'm not one of the asians with a ''Dick under Average, even under that''
    I ain't ugly like you bruh.
    My eyes aren't slant.
    I'm 5'5.. I'd grow even more.
    Not all asians are smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    >Superior ugly
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    >Dick under average, even under that
    >Girls like european n nigger cocks more
    >Naturally short
    >IQ is a joke, nowadays most people use praxis rather than just study maths and other bullshit

    asians m8.
    Jokes on you, I'm retarded.
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    Same here

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