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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    Flush her system with a garden hose. Go to the pharmacy and get some morning after pills.
    That is the worst thing to do. It pushes the seamen up the vagina, which makes it even worse. But yea use Plan-B or condoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yourout View Post
    That my friend...
    Is called being a douche bag.


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    No that is called being black. wait shit what I ment to say was negro. I can't say that? umm afroamerican?

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    Only girl you can sex with? where do you live?? /Jokes

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    Grab a plunger and plunge it out of her vagajay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    Grab a plunger, and then plunge it out of her vajayjay.
    FTFY
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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    Flush her system with a garden hose. Go to the pharmacy and get some morning after pills.
    LMAO this or she fked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowkip View Post
    whenever i cum inside of a girl i just play it off like nothing happened.
    if she asks i say nope
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    fuck the system.
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    I've came in a decent amount of women, I never say anything. Nothing ever happens. I think I'm infertile.

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    Is condoms too expensive in pakistan ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder Jr View Post
    Is condoms too expensive in pakistan ?
    You can't easily find them ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeddyBoy95 View Post
    ahahaha you are not normal dude...
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