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    Have no idea .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jlowbob View Post
    I don't think humans can get dogs pregnant so you should be fine.
    That's the point! Then How'd you born?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cross25 View Post
    That's the point! Then How'd you born?




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    Hmm burn her and you'll get problem solved /
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    @-Parabol Ban ! LoL

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    Abortion.

    It's not a fucking game...

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    i preffer she go to hospital and ask the doctor for help

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    Sorry, but I can't help but laugh at this, it's just so hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post
    URINATE INSIDE OF HER. then the sperm cells will die.
    Facepalm... Wait why am i even in this part of MPGH i thought this was about how to hack sex...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cross25 View Post
    I was F****** my Girlfriend And I was going To Cum But I didn't care about that and I wanted to 2 to 3 pushes more but i couldn't able to control it i i cUm suddenly inside of Her vagina OMG!!! Will she get pregnant?WTF Man now she said if ill get pregnant my father would kill me she is the only thing in the world which i can sex with HELP ME!!!
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    You just have to be.

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    You sound rather immature from your words so I'd assume you're very young and surely not ready to be a father.

    Your best bet is to get her morning after pills so as to minimize all possible chances. After ~4 weeks give her a pregnancy test. As one is not always a positive answer, she'll need multiple.

    If she is, well abortion is always an option... Else.....HAPPY FATHER'S DAY IDIOT USE DOESN'T USE CONDOMS!

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    heh this kid is obv still a virgin anyone see thruu this post but me

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    ​Listen to my name.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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    valediction.
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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