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    The joke thread

    Why Java coders wears glasses ?
    Because they don't C# HUEHUEHUEUHEUEH
    Yours ?

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    Oh hai der.

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    Only Spanish people will get this one but:

    How do you say repollo in English?

    Re-chicken.

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    Why C++ don't Wear Glasses?

    Because they C#

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    A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?" The father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob." So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out. "Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries. "Oh yeah, I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight."



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    What's the difference between an elevator and a black man?

    An elevator can support a family of four.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    What is the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery?

    All the damn digging
    Oh hai der.

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    What's the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby?
    I don't fuck a ham sandwich before I eat it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    What's the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby?
    I don't fuck a ham sandwich before I eat it.
    i giggled .

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    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!

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    A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write.

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    OP's face /huehueheu



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    Once there was an Irish man walking out of the bar..


    So Steven hawking walked into a bar..



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    What is the difference between Daniel Morcomb and Jesus? Aussie joke

    Jesus came back

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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    What's the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby?
    I don't fuck a ham sandwich before I eat it.
    How do you stop a baby from choking?


    Take your dick out of its mouth.


    What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?


    Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.


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