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    OH CRAP

    So I went to prank my friend on skype and told him that i found something awesome and i gave him the file, but the truth is the file has a virus which makes your computer shutdown. He's in University and so Am I. So When He Got The File He Opened It And sure enought it shut down....
    But the problem is he was making a power point presentation which was 47 slides big, now he lost it all .

    Now what do I do? It took him 2 days to make it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slender Man™ View Post
    So I went to prank my friend on skype and told him that i found something awesome and i gave him the file, but the truth is the file has a virus which makes your computer shutdown. He's in University and so Am I. So When He Got The File He Opened It And sure enought it shut down....
    But the problem is he was making a power point presentation which was 47 slides big, now he lost it all .

    Now what do I do? It took him 2 days to make it.....
    Step 1. Prepare a 12 man team in order to rob the US treasury.
    Step 2. Realise you won't be able to do this.
    Step 3. Go into a corner and assume the feeble position.
    Step 4. Pay off his teacher using monopoly money, trust me it works.
    Step 5. Regain his trust.


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    Your a fucking asshole with your immature 13 year old pranks.

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    Let him beat your ass then do it over for him .

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    ​There are lots of ways to recover dead files, just google it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    You're fucked.
    ​Correction: His friend is fucked.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
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    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    If it took him 2 days to make it and he didn't have a recent backup tell him he's a fucking dumbass and deserves to lose all his shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Correction: His friend is fucked.
    Technically both of them are fucked since his friend will beat him into a coma and his friend won't re do everything and fail college equaling a job at McDonald's.

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    I remember doing that to people.
    When I was 11.
    Did I help you? You know what to do.

     





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    Quote Originally Posted by Plutonsvea View Post
    I remember doing that to people.
    When I was 11.
    You sent your friends viruses when you were 11?
    When I was 11 I went out a played with friends... like most other 11 year olds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTerroriser1 View Post
    You sent your friends viruses when you were 11?
    When I was 11 I went out a played with friends... like most other 11 year olds.
    When I was 11, most other 11 year olds were douchebags.
    And now I'm 19, stuck with mostly other 19 year old douchebags.
    Don't get me wrong though. I had friends, and still do. But I don't go around trying to fit in, especially with people these days.
    Did I help you? You know what to do.

     





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    Quote Originally Posted by Plutonsvea View Post
    When I was 11, most other 11 year olds were douchebags.
    And now I'm 19, stuck with mostly other 19 year old douchebags.
    Don't get me wrong though. I had friends, and still do. But I don't go around trying to fit in, especially with people these days.
    You should try being an asshole like me
    Then every now and then give really useful information that helps people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTerroriser1 View Post
    You should try being an asshole like me
    Then every now and then give really useful information that helps people.
    I tried helping people once.
    Then I remembered this was MPGH, and that there is always someone who disagrees with your opinions.
    I guess I'll just be an asshole then
    Did I help you? You know what to do.

     





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    Let him f*ck your girlfriend if you got one ^-^

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