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    I'm retarded

    Basically, I puked on my Macbook Pro, and now it's dead..

    Came home from a heavy night of drinking, got to bed and I was so hammered I did not know what I was doing

    So I puked on my Macbook, it wasn't that much, but it got into the internet and usb ports..

    2000$ down the drain

    And I know I deserved it because I have a Mac..
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    I don't think they have puke protection.
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    ​That'll be one awkward call to Apple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​That'll be one awkward call to Apple.
    Don't think any warranty or insurance will cover this mistake
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    If there actually was a puke proof laptop, 10/10 would buy again.
    Want to get giftcards, electronics, and much more ..for FREE?


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    Go to any web-browsing software, and type in "https://w w w. p o i n t s 2 s h o p . c o m ? r e f =uin1392610755" without the quotes and spaces. Hit Enter. Register and verify your account by going into your e-mail.

    At the top, go to "Profile" and Edit your account info and demographics (You will get pts for this). Then, go to Earn Points, and click on any offer you'd like and do those. You will get points. Once you have enough points, scroll over to "Spend Points" at the top and click on whatever category you would like, then buy the item.

    Have fun!

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    It needs more puke.
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    Thanks for the info

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    Good read.

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    This is what you tell them.

    "My MacBook wasn't working properly and it pissed me off so much while attempting to use it I started drinking so now I am an alcoholic and out of a MacBook, the fuck you gonna do for me."

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    That absolutely suuuuuucks. Are you planning to replace it?

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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    Good, now go get something with Windows
    Mac with Windows?
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    Get what we call 'PC'

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    I don't think they have puke protection.
    10/10 GG
    Damn you spam a lot . !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maroon5. View Post


    Damn you spam a lot . !
    Lawl, being fast at posting =/= spamming
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