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    Amputees

    saw a thread earlier, got me curious;

    Do leg amputees buy a pair of shoes, or a singular shoe?
    Do they have a legless mate who they go halves in a pair with?
    do they just not bother with shoes?

    tl;dr?

    how they buy shoe(s)
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    ​They overpay for shoes. /thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    Do you have a shoe fetish?
    could ask if you have a cock fetish, but I was just asking a question I was curious about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    Do you have a shoe fetish?
    ​Naw, just an amputee fetish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Naw, just an amputee fetish.
    whats wrong with that?
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    My dad has a prosthetic, it's no different than anyone else buying shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikoteen View Post
    whats wrong with that?
    ​Never said there was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    My dad has a prosthetic, it's no different than anyone else buying shoes.
    what if someone doesn't have a prosthetic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikoteen View Post
    what if someone doesn't have a prosthetic?
    Then they just buy a shoe. Plenty of online stores will sell a singular shoe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikoteen View Post
    what if someone doesn't have a prosthetic?
    Fact Sheet: Mismatched and Single Shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikoteen View Post
    what if someone doesn't have a prosthetic?
    ​They hop around on one foot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikoteen View Post
    could ask if you have a cock fetish, but I was just asking a question I was curious about.
    I do have a cock fetish.
    That is why it says "cock sucker"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​They hop around on one foot?
    Crutch ?
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