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    Cut it off and grow another one? 0.o

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    I think he is passed the problem, have fun with your now hurt chode. .


    Thank me if I help. Please?

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    get some pussy near it , it should act like a magnet and just come off.

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    Gaiis I have to pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post
    Gaiis I have to pee.
    ​Just piss in the pipe. Maybe it will act as lubrication and help it out.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post
    Gaiis I have to pee.
    Does the pipe only have the one hole your dick is supposedly in?

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    > 12 year old with no dick sticks dick in pipe
    > Tells a whole forum about it
    > Want them to tell him how to get it off

    Only in America.

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    Must be some dense pipe if its only 4" long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggles <3 View Post
    > 12 year old with no dick sticks dick in pipe
    > Tells a whole forum about it
    > Want them to tell him how to get it off

    Only in America.
    >Points out something wrong with themselfs
    >Trys to say its the other person
    >Fails

    Also, I got it off

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    I hear burgerking delivers now... no need for you to go anywhere just have em deliver it to the pipe.
    Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Member since: Jul 2010

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    >Points out something wrong with themselfs
    >Trys to say its the other person
    >Fails

    Also, I got it off
    > Is annoying
    > Gets banned
    > The end

    I'm done reading your stupid fucking posts. Get blocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    Must be some dense pipe if its only 4" long.
    Pipe is a footlong and like 2 inches wide. My dick wasn't on the other side obviously, it was near the halfway mark.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggles <3 View Post
    > Is annoying
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    I'm done reading your stupid fucking posts. Get blocked.
    >Failed comeback
    >Not banned.

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    You're 12. Your dick is like 1 and a half inches and about half a centimeter wide. An eye of a needle wouldn't be tight enough for your dick to get stuck in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    You're 12. Your dick is like 1 and a half inches and about half a centimeter wide. An eye of a needle wouldn't be tight enough for your dick to get stuck in it.
    Im not asian so my body parts differ from yours.

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    Your fucking retarded for doing that in the first place. Get a knife and cut it off.
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