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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    Im not asian so my body parts differ from yours.
    You're fuckin stupid.
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    I'd call this dumb shit a fail troll but considering you botards are feeding him I guess he gets a success.
    Seriously, who would get their dick stuck in a pipe then the first thing they do is jump on MPGH and tell people about it?
    Fuck medical attention or maybe dumping some makeshift lube on your junk, let's post to MPGH.

    OP is a faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    I'd call this dumb shit a fail troll but considering you botards are feeding him I guess he gets a success.
    Seriously, who would get their dick stuck in a pipe then the first thing they do is jump on MPGH and tell people about it?
    Fuck medical attention or maybe dumping some makeshift lube on your junk, let's post to MPGH.

    OP is a faggot.
    ^This guy.
    This is a troll thread. How many of you fell for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    ^This guy.
    This is a troll thread. How many of you fell for it?
    ​Probably none of us. I mean the general populace is pretty stupid, but not THAT stupid.
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    1inch got stuck seems legit.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    ^This guy.
    This is a troll thread. How many of you fell for it?
    Made it too unbelievable since your dick is small and wouldn't get stuck in a pipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    Made it too unbelievable since your dick is small and wouldn't get stuck in a pipe.
    Because I am twelve I am supposed to have a small dick? Well if you haven't already notice the younger generations develop faster.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
    1in. x 5 + 0.3 = 5.3 inch dick got stuck seems legit.
    Yea, but unfortunately this is a troll thread.

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    Reminds me of when I went into crossfire and said that I accidentally my fleshlight, everyone was like what the fuck?

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    Saw this on a thousand ways to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post
    Saw this on a thousand ways to die.
    You should still castrate yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuxJr View Post


    You should still castrate yourself
    He'd end up cutting his balls off cause his willy too small.

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