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    Dick stuck.

    Well, my friends dared me to stick my dick into a pipe so i did. Now my dick is stuck in a pipe. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY DICK OFF OF IT? IT IS HEAVY AND HURTS LIKE HELL!

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    Lies, all lies.
    I am calling BS.
    PS: Take picture so I can see how severe the problem is
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    Lies, all lies.
    I am calling BS.
    PS: Take picture so I can see how severe the problem is
    When i tried to take it off my foreskin went up and i couldnt get it off what if i cant get it off HURRY THE FUCK UP I AM GOING CRAZY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    When i tried to take it off my foreskin went up and i couldnt get it off what if i cant get it off HURRY THE FUCK UP I AM GOING CRAZY
    If you are being serious, you are a seriously fucking retarded faggot.
    How about trying to cut the pipe? You know, those fucking giant wire cutter things? Yeah, that shit works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    If you are being serious, you are a seriously fucking retarded faggot.
    How about trying to cut the pipe? You know, those fucking giant wire cutter things? Yeah, that shit works.
    WHAT IF I CUT MY DICK? PLEASE HELP ME I AM SCARED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    WHAT IF I CUT MY DICK? PLEASE HELP ME I AM SCARED.
    I am not a doctor, if you are that afraid then call the paramedics. (They actually have someone trained to do this)
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    I'm sorry to tell you, but your dick must be amputated.

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    CUT IT U FGT

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