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    So heres the thing

    I got raided by the police yesterday. They finally found out about me selling drugs and now I'm going to prison for 9k years. FML. What do I do guis, please helpzor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    What do I do guis
    ​You go to prison for 9.001k years.
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    Good luck friend on 9k jail

    Congratz

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    I got raided by the police yesterday. They finally found out about me selling drugs and now I'm going to prison for 9k years. FML. What do I do guis, please helpzor.
    Congratz bro, go sell some more drugs while you banned. Or just ship me some.

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    Congrats! You wouldn't happen to have a pound of weed on you at this time would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post
    Congrats! You wouldn't happen to have a pound of weed on you at this time would you?
    A whole pound is unnecessary, the most I've gotten is a half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    A whole pound is unnecessary, the most I've gotten is a half.
    Every heard of a footlong blunt?

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    congratz on 9k u lucky
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    9K years? Your going to get raped more then 9k for sure. Congrats.

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    Gratz Rez. Don't get raped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post

    Every heard of a footlong blunt?
    Yes and I'm also not 12 and realize how stupid that is. Children that do drugs can hinder their growing and learning capacities. Don't do drugs.

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