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    First time smoking weed

    I've finally decided to smoke weed. I gave my friend 5$ and hes giving me a joint tomorrow. And tips? And thing I should prepare for? I've already smoked hookah dozens of times, is the inhale similar?



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    You'll cough a lot since its your first time, its way harder for the throat than hookah. Take small puffs, and take a little bit of air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheep View Post
    You'll cough a lot since its your first time, its way harder for the throat than hookah. Take small puffs, and take a little bit of air.
    i dont smoke but why is it hard on the throat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by w4ssup View Post


    i dont smoke but why is it hard on the throat?
    Smoke duh.


    Just inhale the smoke and you'll be good. Might not get high, but idk. Smoking is smoking

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    Keep the drags short if it's your first time.
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    He's probably going to give you grass, and you're going to smoke it like "DAMN I BE HIGH AS HELL".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obey View Post
    He's probably going to give you grass, and you're going to smoke it like "DAMN I BE HIGH AS HELL".
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    5$ for a joint.
    Probably some cheap weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheep View Post
    You'll cough a lot since its your first time, its way harder for the throat than hookah. Take small puffs, and take a little bit of air.
    I did it for the first time yesterday and did cough, just didnt expect that shit lol, I didnt get high nor did my eyes turn red

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeelTheHeat View Post
    5$ for a joint.
    Probably some cheap weed.
    Not really lol. Weed's really not that expensive if you know the right people.... I pay $150/oz for some of the most Chronic Bud.
    All depends on the person selling it. As long as they're making profit, they'll sell it for what they want.

    Also, it's most likely reggie jackson.... fuck that. First time smoking weed you better smoke some KUSH YOU TARD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liam Neeson View Post


    I did it for the first time yesterday and did cough, just didnt expect that shit lol, I didnt get high nor did my eyes turn red
    That's because you're probably smoking poop weed. First time smokers are always the one's that can get fucked out of money. You probably smoked his pubic hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obey View Post
    Not really lol. Weed's really not that expensive if you know the right people.... I pay $150/oz for some of the most Chronic Bud.
    All depends on the person selling it. As long as they're making profit, they'll sell it for what they want.

    Also, it's most likely reggie jackson.... fuck that. First time smoking weed you better smoke some KUSH YOU TARD.

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    That's because you're probably smoking poop weed. First time smokers are always the one's that can get fucked out of money. You probably smoked his pubic hair.
    I don't smoke. So I wouldn't know. But I know people who sell alot higher than 5$ for a joint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obey View Post
    KUSH YOU TARD
    ​Kush would flat knock the kid out. Well at least if it's a stronger like Purple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Kush would flat knock the kid out. Well at least if it's a stronger like Purple.
    Lemon might be a bit easier on the kid.

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