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    i dun goofed

    So I was travelling back home from Kirsties place last and it was pissing down rain with piss poor road conditions. It also happened to be peek hour so it was bumper to bumper almost the whole way home. I also have a problem with my car where the idle fluctuates violently. This isnt usually a problem as I've learnt to control it but in situations where I have to brake softly a lot it can get a bit unpredictable. For reasons yet unclear to my dumbass brain I was tailgaiting behind a brand new Citroen, whilst head boppin to Contact by Daft Punk. As I came to a rest behind him, the engine decided to rev up to 1900rpm which enough for automatic transmission to engage amd launch the car forward. Ended up rear-ending the Citroen. So we pull over to assess the damage with me apologising and kissing as much ass as possible. Luckily there was no damage to the Citroen and he let me off easy, no harm done. But when I get home I realise that my car took most of the damage for him, and it will cost me more to repair it than what its worth.


    TL;DR My car tried to anal rape a brand new Citroen and came off second best.

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    You need to teach that car some self-control at the Mechanic. Or jack 'em off every now and then to prevent him from raping other cars.
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    Doesn't look bad, but then again, I know nothing about cars.

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    what a fail man, also shitty car

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    Lol wait, so your car accidentally rammed his car and your car has all the damage?

    Car is trying to suicide.

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    Doc i'll take it off your hands for $10.

    ---------- Post added at 07:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:43 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Liam Neeson View Post
    what a fail man, also shitty car
    Any car is better than none.

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    Doesn't look that bad.. I wouldn't repair it.. I would rather repair the faulty engine.. than the paint job.

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    Get a new hood from a junk yard. Bumper doesn't look like it took damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Get a new hood from a junk yard. Bumper doesn't look like it took damage.
    Bumpers fine but the bar behind it is bent. Bonnet and front bar will probs cost around 200 total. But to fix the engine will cost a lot. Vacuum tests are expensive and idle control valves cost over 200 by itself. My cars only worth 1000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Bumpers fine but the bar behind it is bent. Bonnet and front bar will probs cost around 200 total. But to fix the engine will cost a lot. Vacuum tests are expensive and idle control valves cost over 200 by itself. My cars only worth 1000.
    Don't fix it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
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    what car do you own?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borndel View Post


    what car do you own?
    HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE

    DOC GET A NEW CAR

    DOC GET A
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