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    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    I am so fucking high right now. I went to the Dr's to day to see what that shit on my leg is. Got some good news it's not an STD lol turns out a year ago I fucked a girl that had a yeast infection and she gave it to me. Lol Dr was like I don't know how you got it on your leg and not your dick. Then I was kind of high so I asked him could you get drunk if you went down on a girl with a yeast infection seeing how yeast is in beer. Then he said I don't know and walked out and sent a new Dr in. Any ways they gave me some pills for the itching and she told me to take them at night and they also make you sleepy. I came home and read they make you feel high and drunk if you take two and stay up and fight the sleep. So I took two and I started to feel high as shit and sleepy but I couldn't sleep because I have insomnia so my brother came over because he just got off work so we smoked 5 joints before he went home to sleep. I thought the joints would make me pass out goddamn insomnia it's been like an hour and I feel so fucking high right now.

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    You showed that pill bottle.
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    Your high and drunk, came home tried to sleep and your brother came over and you guys smoked 5 joints.

    goddamn man, you're gonna kill yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Lame View Post
    Your high and drunk, came home tried to sleep and your brother came over and you guys smoked 5 joints.

    goddamn man, you're gonna kill yourself.
    Exactly what I thought.

    Yeast isn't beer FYI, if it was you could get yeast on your dick and pee beer.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    Exactly what I thought.

    Yeast isn't beer FYI, if it was you could get yeast on your dick and pee beer.
    I like the sound of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    Congrats on 7k
    What? Who got 7k lol?

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    Josh I think you need some sleeping gas to shut you're ass up.

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    As I said, you have the best historys of mpgh
    Just add some dragons next time please josh

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    bro, i am totes jelly.

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    ​Damn it Josh.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    He's gonna be like that cop that was high. "I think we over dosed on weed. I-I-I think we are gonna die, im dead."

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