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    This was the funniest shit I've read all week. Holy fuck.

    EA CTO: Xbox One architecture is "a generation ahead of the highest end PC on the market" | Editorial, News | PC Gamer

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    EA's CTO claims that Xbox One architecture is “a generation ahead of the highest end PC on the market”



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    ​To be fair, he lumped in the PS4 as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​To be fair, he lumped in the PS4 as well.
    Guy still has no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post


    Guy still has no idea what the fuck he's talking about.
    The fucking moron doesn't realize all it is, is a beefed up A10 processor. I have a fucking A10 in my laptop, yeah it's fucking great for mobile but it eats shit compared to an i5 with a decent GPU.

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    Well of course he would say that, he was former VP of Microdick, wonder why he even left them for a company like EA. Also EA is going to be one of the first companies to produce games for the Xshitone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    Well of course he would say that, he was former VP of Microdick, wonder why he even left them for a company like EA. Also EA is going to be one of the first companies to produce games for the Xshitone.
    Xbox One+EA=Shit that transcends the physical echelons of shittiness.
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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