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    For people who want to become Archlions

    Since we're promoting religion on mpgh now, I invite you to Archism.
    It's a religion where there's only one god, me.
    There will be open applications to become demigods, you can apply by posting below.

    How do I become an Archlion?
    Simple, you baptize yourself with the holy water of Jack Daniels (no other kind of whisky, this is a mandatory!),
    And speak these words;
    "I pledge my alliance and beliefs to Archangel Michael, and promise to live under his ruling,
    I will not stray from the holy path to enlightenment, and will live under the 10 commandments;
    1. Thou shalt not ever pass out on an opportunity to get absolutely shitfaced.
    2 -10. pending (As this is still a fairly new religion, the rest of the commandments can be posted below, and will be added to the list).

    cbf to write down any more religious crap, just taking a piss out of the islam dude.

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    Sounds more like a cult, not a religion.
    Who am I kidding, they're both the same thing.
    Did I help you? You know what to do.

     





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    Nobody wants to worship a God that has no special power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Lame View Post
    Nobody wants to worship a God that has no special power.
    I've got the power to smack you on the back of your head, hater.

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    I didn't know that 12 year old's are gods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matasr55 View Post
    I didn't know that 12 year old's are gods.
    turn that number around, 21

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post

    turn that number around, 21
    I'm older than you, now bow to my greatness and suck my cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Lame View Post
    Nobody wants to worship a God that has no special power.
    How dare you speak of our leader that way!, Your racist!!!!! Leave us Archlions alone!


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    Jack Daniels, will that be in heaven?
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    hi god (Archlions) i had fucked ur mum yesterday will forgive me?pls

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    Pffft. I follow the Gospel of Arunforce. Nice try Archie.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Loki has tricked you Arch. You are not a god.

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    Wut are the 10 commandments?





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    lolno. /giggles

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