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    Do doctors drug test if you are sick?

    Just smoked this weekend after being clean for a couple months and now I feel like I have an ear infection. I'm pretty sketched out when it comes to doctors because the only times I've been was when I was a wee little boy. So will he drug test me?

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    They take a urine sample, but they don't drug test.
    Besides, they only urine sample when it requires a urine sample. They won't ask for a cup of your piss because your ear hurts.

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    Even if they did Drug Test they can't do anything.

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    They have no need to waste a couple hundred bucks for a drug test when you're not there for a physical for athletics/authoritarian demand. So no, you will not be drug tested. I've told my doctor straight up that I smoke, and he just said "it's better than drinking".

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    Yeah because you don't sound like a 'wee' little boy right now...

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    No they don't. Most likely they give you medication drugs and there is no need for a drug test.
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    Yep they will probably just take a urine sample
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obey View Post
    Yeah because you don't sound like a 'wee' little boy right now...
    Okay, well I am 17 now and have not been to the doctor since I was somewhere around 11. So it kind of depends on what you consider a "wee little boy."

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    Calm down, they aren't going to steal your piss. Paranoid much?
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    Yeah, every time I go to the doctors for a common cold, they check my piss.
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    Yes because they need a drug test for a ear infection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    Yes because they need a drug test for a ear infection.
    ​He injekted dem marijuanas into his ear by accident.
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    I went to the Dr once because I cut my dick off and they had me do a drug test.

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    No they dont will they just gonna check your ear and ask some questions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    Yeah, every time I go to the doctors for a common cold, they check my piss.
    Whenever I have a cold and visit the docter, they check my poop















    Then they rub it all over themselves
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